"The word adventure has gotten overused. For me, when everything goes wrong, that's when the adventure starts."
collegehumor:

Yes, it’s essentially no different than a plastic cup, except it is. And what took so long? It’s almost as if inventors of alcohol-related products quit trying after the flask and that hat that lets you drink beer through a straw. If you’re reading this, Anheuser-Busch V.I.P. guy, let’s set up a think tank and brainstorm some new products for all the drunks of tomorrow. They deserve it. 

collegehumor:

Yes, it’s essentially no different than a plastic cup, except it is. And what took so long? It’s almost as if inventors of alcohol-related products quit trying after the flask and that hat that lets you drink beer through a straw. If you’re reading this, Anheuser-Busch V.I.P. guy, let’s set up a think tank and brainstorm some new products for all the drunks of tomorrow. They deserve it. 

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1 week ago
chanel-champagne:

chanel-champagne.tumblr.com xox

chanel-champagne:

chanel-champagne.tumblr.com xox

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1 week ago

cacajao:

You never realize the subtle ways that zoo keeping has affected your life until you notice the glacial pace at which normal people chop produce.

(via zoo-help)

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1 week ago

nobodyfuckingaskedyou:

trogdorthe-burninator:

YOU ARE THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES

I’M CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT CAPTION

(Source: poyzn, via vixenvega)

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2 weeks ago
meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

(Source: getofftheinternerd, via suzielynn1587)

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3 weeks ago
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